Well, if you're a fan of hot, large-breasted women in bathing suits with tan lines… play Sexy Beach 3. But if you need more weird ass boob physics and mini-games, and no nudity, then you might want to check out this eight minute long trailer for the upcoming Dead or Alive Extreme 2 (They dropped the beach volleyball bit… even though you still play it.) The trailer is, you know, normal. It's in the DOA4 engine. It shows how excellent Team Ninja is at NOT creating clip plains for hair and shirts even though they want to use them for sex appeal or something. Even the boobs go through the legs when they bend over. This shit is just lazy. Itagaki, listen to me. You are a fucking prick. You seem to have a good team behind you (especially the guy who decided to take Ninja Gaiden to PS3) but you are a prick. This shit is subpar. Fix it.
You can grab the full 80MB streaming thing from here or you can check the YouTube after the break. There are some thongs in this clip.
October 25th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Their boobs have a life on its own. Even more than our penises.
Team Ninja should just add ero scenes, overprice it and sell to adults. They'll make more money. Learn from teh japanese eroge yo.
October 25th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Ah, when Kasumi and Ayane are not too busy trying to kill each other… they enjoy frolicking on the beach in swimsuits… and the whole massage thing was way over the top… er… why do my pants suddenly not fit right? *ahem*
October 26th, 2006 at 3:23 am
But of course these fuckers can use the playboy bunny suit. Way to rub out nose in it.
Also notice when they're on their backs their hair has some creepy life of it's own.. like it's desperately trying to writhe it's way off their skull