Hello boys and girls. Sometimes mommys and daddys have to work late on big important projects while also moving into a new place to live. On weeks like these, mommys and daddys don't post so much. It's not because they don't love you, they just have shit to do, you grotty little bastard. Why don't get learn to be a bit more fucking independent? Make up an imaginary friend for fucksake. Or get hit by a bus, I don't care. You are the result of the shoddy workmanship behind American condoms. Now read the rollup.

• BREAKING NEWS!@!!! LULULUL! Looks like Biohazard ("Eat A Dick Clueless Jackass" in the states) is going to get its very own CG anime movie. I didn't read anything about hot, sweaty, CG Milla Jovovich titties, so I'll go ahead and scratch this off the "rent during a three day weekend" list.
• Anmitsu Hime, some crusty old manga with a crusty old anime already floating around, is getting a live-action rendition. Why might you watch it? Well either you have a vagina, are a doe-eyed, vagina-sporting man-shoujo, or you want to rub dick to Inoue Mao. The latter being a poor excuse considering the show isn't "Munemune Hime" or something like that.
• 87% of Japanese people say free expression isn't worth dick if they're at all offended by the content[PDF]. Hence negating what I thought was the point of those sorts of things were in the first place. Oh, also, apparently America is the only country on earth where anyone is guaranteed those sorts of protections. Good god.
• Yatterman trailer online.
• Amatsuki is getting an anime and the website is online already. YAYYY!
• Hatenkou Yugi is officially getting an anime. I BET IT COMES OUT TOMORROW! (But not really.)
• Japan is looking to ruin the fun and whimsy of Someday's Dreamers by going live-action with crappy, half-ass special effects. Or I assume so anyway.
• Sunadokei is getting a live action movie.
• Lupin is dusting off his tired, tired jacket and his Cialis soft-tabs e-mails are off the spam list for his upcoming OVA called Green vs. Red. Comes out in the spring.
• Code-E is getting a second series.
• Rockman, or Lazy Non-Origin Learning Bastard in the states, is getting another TV series. Why? Because 1800 rockman games, toys, and other shows… they're not enough!!! Hits on November 3rd.
• HERE! Some trailers for Tokyo Marble Chocolate. Matai Mashou trailer here. And Zenryoku Shonen trailer here. First disc, and maybe only, dunno, is out on December 19th.
• ALSO! Street Fighter IV is now known to exist. Maybe it won't suck and will, instead, be good. At the least, I hope it remains 2D… Or 2.5D… no that's 2 things made to look 3D… maybe… 3-minus-1 D??

And that's it. Figures will have to wait a short while as I still don't have a proper internets connections. That'll be in tomorrow. THANKS THE LORD! Or… the cable company… whichever.

Also, sorry about the ducklips in the header. It's the only decent image from this run. That I could find quickly.