I don't know if you guys have ever read Footprints in the Sand, but it's a beautiful poem about a homosexual relationship with the Christian god that ends in a thoroughly sticky facial delivered by the business end of "the LORD." At least that's how I remember it. H20 Footprints in the Sand is similar, but includes far less man on man action and is actually a ero novel adventure game. Like Queen's Blade or something. Also, please play against a girl. ZEXCS is animating and Tachibana Hideki is directing. And that's all. Please to enjoy.

The official site for Shigofumi is up and online. Pre-opened for your sexual pleasure, that is to say. And as we all know, when a site is pre-opened, there's not a whole fuck of a lot to it. Same case here. There's a little letter you can click on next to the floating loli silhouette. The broadcast year is up and some crew information. Annnnd, some stuff about the novels. But that's it. Still, show looks like it'll be good. But then, I'm judging a book by its cover. A sexy, sexy cover.

Have you guys been waiting on Max Factory's Makoto figure from Kanon? No?! Yeaaah, me either really. And that's a lot to say coming from a blatant MaxFac whore. Still, Makoto is looking extremely nice. The paint's good, the expression and pose are nice, and… yeah. Just generally good. I would go so far as to say great, but the supplied shots make the seams in her arms look a bit obvious. Hopefully that isn't the case. She's out in February and will be 1/8th scale and 175mm tall. IS SHE COSTLY?! A little. She'll be 5,800 yen.

Hit the jump for a good sexy number of pictures, sexually sexilizing themselves on the sex. Yep. Sexual.

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You know, I always feel sort of guilty rolling up anime announcements into a single post, because it makes for a less exciting day for RSS users, but hey. What the fuck do I have to say about these things? Most of them aren't even dated, let alone websited. Why are these fuckers so lazy that they make me seem lazy? I mean, maybe I am, but still.

Anyway, we've got two announcements coming out of Dengeki HP magazine. Alison and Lilia to Trais (a light novel and its sequel) are getting rolled into an anime. I assume they'll be the same show anyway. The book this info is in isn't out until next week.

Secondly from HP, Wagaya no Oinarisama, another light novel, is getting the funkotronic animu treatment. Yeah, there is zero information for this shit. It's depressing.

Lastly, for you ducklip loving titmen, the shoujo manga Special A is getting turned into an extremely boring anime TV series. If you're into that sort of thing, you know… watch it when it comes out. No info on that yet. Might be more in the Hana to Yume issue that the news came from.

Well, one of the sexiest ladies in gaming is coming to your… freaky otaku figure stand. Well, if you're into sexy ladies it is, anyway. Yes, Wafuudou is putting out Prier from La Pucelle: Tactics. She's got that Nippon Ichi sort of proportion and I'm glad they decided to keep it that way. Women can't be all super skinny, it's nice to have some thick ladies. Not fat, just… you know… curvy and sexy. Also her huge boobs are nice. But that's about enough from me, let's get some stats and some pictures… she'll be out in December for 9,240 yen.

Hit the jump for three sex-o-licious pictures… of some sexiness. I'd like to see some better pictures before wanting it a ton, but HEY! These'll do!

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There's a short trailer online for the upcoming harem anime Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun. If heaving breasts and panty shots are your thing (which they are. Even your mom knows at this point.) then you'll want to check this one out. I know I do. Oh man. Boobies. Anime hits this month.

Also, here's some DBZ Live Action news I'm sneaking in.

Edit: Any one notice that Seven Seas totally fucking ripped off my manga contest? Yeah, you can see the similarities a mile away. You fucking assholes I KNOW YOU READ THE BLOG! And my prize was way better!

Do vampires really get your motor running? Really? Sick. You're nasty. Well, there's an FLV trailer up for Rosario to Vampire. And if you think you're sick now, just wait until you hear what I was thinking of doing to every single one of the ladies on the site. Oh yeah. Sex pervert. The trailer doesn't get good until the blatant panchira towards the end. So watch it with the pause button on hair trigger so you can ogle. The anime hits in January.

You can grab the FLV over here, or hit the obvious button on the site.

You motherfuckers though I was done? Well what do you fuckers know? I'm back and I'm still jiggy to get wiggy on bitches who are too… you know… pitches? I don't know. Let's roll this shit up. COME ON! There's too fucking many of them, so I'll trim it down to the best ones.

• Finally there's some quality Code Geass PVC coming to the market. Hobby Stock's got pulled. But here are the links. One for Karen and one more for C.C. I think they're around 6,200 yen or something. Check out the AlphaOmega site for other info.
• And more TandemTwin ladies, this time it's Inu Aruma (Alma on the art). Certainly her dog boobies are worthy of the title "ballistics." They look like they're trying to launch off her chest. 7,140 yen in December.
• Atelier-Sai has a couple of thingies going on. Mai from Kanon is coming this December. She comes with two heads… more or less unremarkable. She'll be 5,250 yen andddd… that's about it.
• They're also doing, let me just transliterate since I'm not sure on proper translation Shirufuietta Ruashia. My nearest guess is Silfietta Lushia… or Rushia… hard to say. She looks good, and might I say, you can tell she's from an eroge. That's a nice thing to see in a figure these days. She's out in December for 8,400 yen and she's 1/6 scale.
• Of all the shitty Hakufu figures… this takes the cake, face-wise. Oh man, what the hell? 7,800 yen for December.
• And if you need some green-haired hot ladies with "back" then you will enjoy Daiki Kougyou's Ruru from Infinity Blade. 255mm tall and it's out in January for 15,750 yen.
• Random crap links! Iroha! Noodie boobies! 80s ladies!
• If I was a super hot lesbian underager, I'd be boning Subaru from Nanoha StrikerS. I can't bone her, so I will maybe just get this figure. Movics is putting her out in December for 5,880 yen.
• Two new Queens Blade ladies. Hot as hell as always. Nikusu and Airi. Who cares what they cost? Go and buy now.
• And here's some Nendoroid shit. Too expensive these days.

And that's it! Get the fuck out of here, you non-commenting assholes. I have a job! Unlike… you know… all the other bloggers. I'm looking at you Gia.

Now, you guys need to stop being a bunch of mincey faggots and learn to bring the funk. What does this have to do with anything? Well, I reviewed some porn on my porn site, and I'm in the mood to fight. So WATCH OUT, OTHER PEOPLE! I've got internet fangs and I might be feeling bitey. It's Rollup time!

• Mameushi-kun is getting an anime. You know what? FUCK Mameushi. See those fangs? Yeah, I don't even care if it comes out on the 6th. Take THAT, Tadashi Akiyama. Or whichever order your names go…
• What's that? Fullmetal Alchemist was good so you'd like to watch another thing from the same guy, but instead it should suck? Well Juushin Enbu has some trailers up to help you on that path. Pick your flavor, those who aren't retarded can grab the two minute one and those who have ADD or whatever can watch the 15 second clip.
• For those who want to be drowned in a torrential downpour of pure awesome, watch this Bamboo Blade trailer. Then go wipe up.
• Elec-King is getting an anime as well. It's already got energy analysts suspecting that hordes of Japanese children will become enraptured by the show and hunt electricity in Japan into near extinction.
• God damn the Unicorn. God damn the glitter.
• Have you recharged after that Bamboo Blade trailer? Well here's some Prism Ark to open the flood gates again! BWAHAHAH! Honestly, I'm not watching this right now, so I have no idea if they're good.

Sorry if I posted any of this garbage before. You know I'm borderline retarded sometimes. Especially after a long weekend… well, it was too short really. I need to go on sabbatical and… well no, then I'd just want to stay gone… this suck.