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November 2007


Ok then, I decided to start doing a random article where I randomly lambaste and berate members of the American anime industry or generally just take to task anything I feel like taking to task. It should be fun. No promises on frequency. So let's get right to the first target of my scorn and boredom, Justin Sevakis. Aside from his name, I am mostly annoyed with his terrible lack of insight or usefulness to a community he still feels like writing bitchy articles about. So let's get started with my open letter to Justin Sevakis. tl;dr incoming.

Ok, so if you didn't read the open letter, which I don't recommend, basically Sevakis goes on like a little girl about need for change in the industry without putting forth a single founding idea or useful thought. He also uses his near superhuman abilities for pandering to both call fansub consumers snotty shitheads who take things they don't deserve, and partially justified thieves. Of course, he has to play this angle to keep from pissing off his readers and his industry colleagues at the same time. Why does this bother me aside from the obvious? Well, let's get into that.

First, I'd like to address Japan and their whole thing over there. Sevakis plays the card here as much as anywhere with "you don't offer this, but you guys are totally still right. Hugs and kisses." Basically, the entire article, however, he says Japanese rights holders are getting fucked and then he dances on the line of saying "do what the RIAA did to your own fans and sue the fuck out of them, or at least the fansubbers." Ok, yeah, mostly he says sue the fansubbers, but here's where I get to my point. It's a two part point.

Firstly, Japan is claiming loss and damage for shit they aren't selling to begin with. The shit airs for free (to the consumer) in Japan, and if the number of people watching it in Japan triples, it is not likely that the production company is the one to see the ad revenue. So let's cut the shit. With over 40 shows coming out every season (that is to say, the four anime seasons in a year), often more, you are playing a violin to a deaf crowd man. If the production companies want more money, international fans ain't the crowd to petition. It's the station owners and ad companies. Likewise, this further answers the question about how watching it free online removes the ads. Well, likewise for the ads, we can't fucking buy something they ain't selling to us, so the ads would be about as fun as a punch in the dick while I am trying to see who dies after the eyecatch. Moreover, I hear this bitching, but how many billions of yen do anime tourism dollars bring in every year as well?

Secondly, as he addresses, there is no method for getting new shows to people in an affordable manner. While this STARTS to address the issue of fansubbing, it ignores the same point that I have tried to make on numerous occasions. America is NOT the world. We suddenly noticed Odex was around, but Singapore is a shithole anyway, so we will ignore their existence. Basically, there are fans in tons of countries which these shows, that is to say the new Japanese ones and the fuck-old American licenses, will never see the light of day. Large parts of Europe and South America and all them other inhabited countries won't have the chance to see these shows if you kill off the fansubbers. This brings me to my next point quite nicely.

The anime companies, both in Japan and here, will fuck it up if they're left to do it themselves. This point isn't just limited to anime companies, it's common throughout all industries. People are fuck-all terrified of just letting their IP fly fancy free. That is to say, imagining that there was a cross-platform version of fansubbing that you paid for, it would be set up the following way, I imagine. It would be a low-quality stream, that you wouldn't want to archive and maybe an optional SUPER-DRM version for Windows users. Do I have a solution to this? Yes. It's fairly simple, but scares the shit out of the companies because they are visionless jackasses who can't get past their own greed and fear of having to work to make money anymore. The idea is simple: When people like you and realize you aren't trying to fuck them, they will pay for your shit.

What does this mean specifically in this case? Well, take the music services and pull the DRM and you have a similar concept. Not iTunes. Rhapsody and the like. Basically, you give consumers XviD encoded video, with modest, REALISTIC prices per episode or per series. No DRM, open codec, and you offer them per episode or per series. You also sit down and calculate bandwidth prices and shit like that. Why? So you can figure a good price for a subscription based service. If GameTap can manage for $10 a month, I consider the idea that the anime industry could not to be a disgusting idea. And no I don't mean the American industry. They are all big swinging dicks, so they won't play together to save their lives. Largely the same in Japan. Basically, you work on the principle that people will, by and large, be honest. The people who like you and CAN pay, WILL pay. People are more willing to support things they love than not. The problem here, is the industry is still in the habit of equating one download to one copy sold, Sevakis seems to point out that this is the case with all the gusto of a freshly raped virgin teenager. So, in this system, you could count on the idiots in the expensive suits to expect a report on how many copies were "stolen" rather than focusing on how well the sales were going.

Take the recent Radiohead case as an example. Ignoring the dodgy statistics that were garnered from "a few hundred" users (not enough for a valid scientific study last time I checked. Need a few thousand at least.), they say that most people didn't pay for the record. But here's where that logic gets sort of fucked up. Did Radiohead LOSE money overall? Most likely not. And this still isn't counting purchases from the super fans who will buy the expensive boxed set. Or people who just buy the CD after the fact anyway. I'm willing to bet Radiohead's members don't go filing for bankruptcy any time soon. It'd work the same in the anime industry. People who want to steal can keep on doing it and it'll be fine, because honest people, like I tend to be when I feel I am not getting fucked, will pay them their fair asking price often enough to get by. IF they do it correctly. It has to be easy, extensive, and not a crock of shit.

Moving along from that, I have a few more issues with the whole thing. Sevakis doesn't really address how anime fans are supposed to get a hold of unlicensed shows, regardless of their country. Is that to say that you can't be an anime fan unless you speak Japanese or are content with hacked up edits and years before the show is released in your country? I mean, I know the obstinate assholes in the audience will just say "YEAH! You blah blah blah don't deserve blah blah." And that's a problem I have with how the world has been working of late. For some reason, companies have convinced themselves that the consumer doesn't matter and they it is our SWORN DUTY to just fucking buy what they say and let them have sole control over it even after we pay them good money for it. What companies are clutching to, the same as the American government of late, is this idea that they own the consumers, rather than the consumer dictating what is acceptable. The internet has allowed the age of consumer power to come into being and companies are fighting it with their last gasps. Trying to find ways to weasel their bullshit control schemes into our free world. The problem they're facing is, well aside from that they're doing it to begin with, the internet has infinite possibilities.

As such, those "worthless" fansubs are a real competitor. And as we can see, from Sevakis being a flubbery cunt, that sort of idea still hasn't really sunk in with people even on his level. Trent Reznor has already said this same shit about the music industry. If you have a service that costs WHAT IT SHOULD COST ($10/month) and doesn't make it a point to fuck people over as a matter of practice, then you're probably going to see people turn away from piracy. Basically, if it costs a reasonable amount, if it's faster, easier, and more consistent (which is what companies were made for in the first place), then BitTorrent becomes obsolete. Likewise, if you start this service, don't fucking piggy back BT, man. You're asking for trouble if you do. Just do HQ and LQ streaming and Direct Download. No DRM, no bullshit.

There is your solution, anime industry. Stop counting the money you don't fucking make. Create a proper, one-stop anime shop online with no DRM and good options and ease of use, all that shit. And do your fucking damndest to make it international. Money is money is money. Work with Japanese houses to get new sorts of licensing that allows for immediate subtitling and quicker releases. Take the shit seriously if you want to ever overcome market saturation. The store shelves don't want your fucking DVDs, so go where the kids are already getting it. Sure, keep putting out the best of the best series on DVD, but cut cost by subbing tons of shit and selling it online. It's obvious, man. OBVIOUS! And work together or you will just watch the industry continue to fall over in America. Japan is doing fine, despite Sevakis's assertion. But if FUNi and ADV keep acting like they will be the monopolistic big dicks, the already piss poor, dub-filled world of shit we call an anime industry is going to disappear. I'll be happy about it, personally, but then I don't need the US industry nearly as much as other people do.

HOW YOU LIKE THAT FOR A TITLE?! It makes light of your love of my site and the way that you miss my rollups! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKERS! Anyway, I figured that even with the reformat, I should list all the good shit I seen up on this bitch. So let's get on with it. It's not too long because of the reformat. But that's a different matter! Enjoy the listing.

  • First up, continuing the line of beautiful Win-chans is Solid Theater's version of the delicious idol. She's bikini'd out and bending over. JUST LIKE I LIKE! She's out in February for 6,300 yen and stands 160mm tall.
  • Next! From Solid Theater as well, it's Saber Orta. She's… terrifying. Let's just leave it at that. She's out in March for 6,800 yen. 200mm tall.
  • Next up! Since I want to go faster now. Haha. A very interesting looking Ryomou Shimei from Ikkitousen Dragon Destiny. Of course, I worry that in person it's just a big pile of shit… like normal with Ikkitousen figures. And I weep for it. Out in January for 9,240 yen. At least she's 1/6 scale.
  • NEXT! The sexiest figma you could ever imagine. It's Nagato Yuki! And she's posable! And she fucking looks good because of the MaxFac influence. I announce it as the first posable to get my seal of approval. 135mm tall and out in February for 2,500 yen.
  • Like nendoroids? Well this Miku is probably one of the best in the entire run ever. It's sexy and the colors are good. Sexy in a platonic sort of way. I'd say it's GSC's best. 100mm tall and 3,000 yen this March.
  • Moving along, THIS IS A RANDALL PREORDER, the Shuraki Trinity box 4, Needa. She looks just beautiful. Admittedly, I wanted one and two as well, but I missed them. Still, Needa will keep me company come this March. She retails for 6,800 yen. Get her while she's hot. This babies are limited edition, if I remember correctly. If you don't know where to get it, you are a nub who doesn't deserve it. TAKE THAT!

AND THAT IS ALL! I am going the fuck to sleep… right after this episode of One Piece. I watched another 12 today, so I am just a short bit away from 100 episodes in the past few days. Haha. Yes, that is the scent of a winner. You are all dismissed!

Well, after taking an ample week off to sit on my lazy ass, not eat any turkey at all, and watch almost 80 episodes of One Piece, I am back. I am here to put your fears in the dirt and let the sleep the sleep of a man who was ripped apart by vampire super death machines. I really have no idea what I am going on about anymore. I think I hosted some new people recently, but I forget. Haha. Fuck I've been busy. Ladies, send me your soiled underpants so that I might be pleased. AND NOW! Rollup time.

AND THAT IS ALL! Now I must go and eat a sandwich and do various other things that are none of your fucking business. If you work for the postal service, please deliver my Memor32 post haste, before I start cutting bitches down.

So! Drama fans will be pleased to hear that two books are getting the live action treatment. WildLife, which is the story of a delinquent who, as if by shitty story magic, turns into a veterinarian, is the first one that's set to get turned. No real information yet on when, or who will be in it. But who needs that shit anyway!

TBS is going to be carrying the adaptation of the manga Daisuki!! Yuzu no Kosodate Nikki. Now, let me explain the plot in my own crude idiom. A freaky retarded womanchild gets knocked up by a freaky retarded manchild, who dies; at this point, the tard with the vagina raises the baby herself. Probably the baby is retarded as well. I know, it's the height of entertainment. I guess so long as it helps people pretend like they really understand something… then it's awful. AWFUL! SHAAAAME! Karina, the model, will be starring. Starts January 17th.

Say, are you bored? Well then maybe you'd like to catch 17 minutes of the upcoming Souta-kun no Akihabara Funtouki spin-off OVA, Yawaraka Sangokushi Tsukisase!! Ryofuko-chan. Well, if you just click that pretty little link right above this text, you'll be sent along to nico^2 where you can see those 17 minutes, along with 800 Japanese people typing "wwwwww." That's basically lulz. I can't for the life of me remember when it comes out, but I'm sure it'll be good fun. Also, as of this writing nico^2 is down for maintenance.

Nitro+ has thrown me into the depths of despair by posting a streaming flash PV of their upcoming GONZO collaboration KARAS II: The Ripoffening. I meaaaan… BLASSREITER -genetic-. It looks crap, honestly. I'm sorely depressed that I caught two glimpses of women in the entire thing. Nitro+, please, let's discuss this rationally before you fall into GONZO's failpit. Stop with the crappy 3DCG and the lack of women and make a good show for us. I AM BEGGING HERE! It could have been a good show!

Kite fans, now, maybe you want to sit down before you read this. I know you're keyed up, shouting to yourself "DELAYED UNTIL WHEN, YOU SON OF A BITCH!?!" Well, the news is pretty grim. Kite Liberator, originally slated to see its release on January 25th has been delayed indefinitely. The news isn't all bad. They're not canning the hour long OVA, they're just taking time out to ensure production quality is top notch across the entire show.

Well, well, well. Fans of fully animated eroge bits will be pleased. For, on this day, the opening for Ashita no Kimi to Au Tameni ~Till I Reach Your Tomorrow~ has been put online with mirrors at A BILLION different sites. The opening does have a bit of nudity in it. I only bold that so people know. I'd go with this mirror right here if you don't know what you're looking for. The game hits stores on November 30th. And since it's a Purple Software game, it should be pretty good.

WHAT A SHORT MEDIA ROLLUP THIS WEEK! So, in lieu of a boring sort of rant up here, let me just pose a question to you. I've got myself a passport and the urge to travel. I'll be in LA over Christmas and New Years, but where do you guys think I should head? Any country is fine to recommend. Japan's a bit obvious on the list as well. So where should I vacation? Think on it while I rollup this sexy material.

  • Persona - trinity soul - has had its website finally put online. I know I linked it in the original post, but I'll link it again for you ladies.
  • Porfy no Nagai Tabi is getting an anime. It's another of those feel good children's book adaptations. Wake me when the quality comes back.
  • AND! A pair of trailers. Sadly, I'm not going to be shitted to download them. I'm sure they'll be on YouTube in a day or so. First up, and of zero interest to me, Macross F has a trailer online. And it's already on YouTube.
  • DAMN THE MAN! And true tears has a trailer online, which is slightly more interesting to me. True Tears hits this January. Which is coming on faster than it seems. Which means I'll have to pay rent again soon. NUTS TO THAT!

And that's it! So tell me where I should go. And thanks for reading the site. Makes it good fun to do knowing that people read it.

Well, well my Ikkitousen loving brothers. Vengeance is ours. With an unapologetically perverse new attitude (redesigning a site does that to people), it looks like you guys won't have to go digging around for uncensored shots of the new Kanu Unchou -LTD DX ver.- figure from Griffon. Yes, that's right, she's 130mm tall and 1/7 scale… kneeling. And she's removing those troublesome bits of shirt. The face is a bit lame, but otherwise, I'd hit that. On the plus side? It's only 6,825 yen. Just in time for Christmas too, with the December release. So tell your girlfriend to fuck off with the cakes, you want a sex goddess for Christmas. And she ain't it.

Haha, if anyone actually does the above, please let me have a detailed transcript of the event for my own records. By the way, viewing this post signifies that you realize you are about to see tit and hold me not responsible for any stupidity on your own part. Amen. Oh, and one last time, I was in this podcast. Please do listen.

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