• Kannagi is getting an anime. If you're not on the inside scoop, it's a comedy ghost thing with… I assume it is related to that Indian (Tamil) legend. THE MORE YOU KNOW. (*star wipe*)
• The Naisho no Tsubomi website is online. It has plaid. That's usually not a good sign. Rather, usually a sign for "No Boys Allowed."
• Nijyu-Menso no Musume has had a site put up. It has a trailer and the show is due out in April.
• Zettai Karen Children is getting an anime. Which is… good? I don't like children though. Especially zettai karen ones.
• The guy who directed Kamichu! is making a movie called The Uchuu Show. That's really all I have. It's apparently going to be bigger than Star Wars.
• Another shitcan children's book is being made into an anime. This time it's Vicke Viking. No one cares.
• Aria the Origination has a site and a trailer up. Please to enjoy.
• Another trailer online for Noramimi. It's a trailer for the first episode.
• 16 minutes of Ryofuko-chan episode 2 is online at nico^2. If you don't read Japanese, I refuse to tell you how to turn off the annoying comments. HAR!
• ToHeart2 ad has had a sexy trailer put online. Sexy, amirite?
• Itazura na Kiss is getting an anime. And there is a website online. Annnnd the anime is due out in April. Of course, this sort of in making an anime gives me hope for a Maniac Road anime. Or for some of Kumeta Kouji's other stuff to get made into anime.
• Also… sad to say, a fifth Naruto movie has been announced. Movies for long running shows are always shit. Even, much as it pains me, for Keroro Gunsou. PLEASE STOP IT, JAPAN.

And that is it. Happy second birthday to ikimashou, and to me (my birthday was Friday), and I got some kick ass new stuff to celebrate with. WOO! C73 doujin. Delicious.

Well, since I have some inside connections at Comiket this year, I managed to get some exclusive shots of the MaxFactory booth. Yes, that's right. And among the shots, I noticed a figure that's not up on their site. The figure is for a character named Emuemu, and she's from Kemeko Deluxe, which runs in Dengeki Gao! and has an anime scheduled for 2008. If you look really close on the shit quality picture, you can see that she is due out in May 2008.

Enough ado, hit the jump for the picture. Sorry it is shit. My people are often ill equipped, and the ever sexy Zephonith did her best to get the shot for me. More updates after the holidays.

Note: The opinions put forth in this news article are representative of the readers of ikimashou.net and are to be held as fact qua patet orbis. De facto, orbis non sufficit. In perpetuum sub finem. Ad infinitum donec adaequatio intellectus nostri cum re.

Pardon my half ass Latin. It's been years.

• What news, you ask?!?! Well, how about a third season of Zero no Tsukaima?! WELL?! Hopefully they properly end that shit this time. I was right pissed off last time. That ending was shit. It was all awesome, but NO! Had to puss out.
• Not good enough? THIRD HIGURASHI SERIES!
• Website for Nibari no Ou is online.
• As is the site for Kurogane no Linebarrels.
• The website for the ToHeart2ad OVA is online. Likewise the release info, the first disc is out on March 28th.
• Haruhi info is coming online in nice cryptic error messages. To get past the first page, click the button on the page and enter K N S A K into the boxes. Then you get some fun xterm shit from Yuki. When I say fun, I mean to say that it says it's been canceled. And apparently Haruhi will be directing this new KyoAni project that replaced Haruhi… ? Mind the loud ass music on the page.
• Kyouryu King is getting a second anime. I refuse to do anymore than that, TO HELL WITH THESE BASTARD KYOURYU!
• To Love-ru is getting an anime. Should be out next Spring.
• Yaoi schoolboy vampires? Why, yes. Live-action please. RH Plus is getting a live action series.
• Yakushiji Ryoko no Kaiki Jikenbo is getting an anime.
• Chocolate Underground is also getting anime! DAMN BRITISH AUTHORS! KILL 'EM!
• A Major movie is coming! YAAAAY! Can you tell I don't care about this shit?
• Hidamari Sketch x 365 has a trailer up. I didn't get a chance to watch it.
• Annnd a Soul Eater anime is being made. I swear I have written this up before. Site is online. Characters look a bit shit.
• Mnemosyne trailer! It's got MURDER NAKED SUPER DEAHT IN IT
• Ohhh, that's something I missed. No wonder Soul Eater looks like shit. BONES is doing it. Har.
• More site openings. Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu had their site opened.
• Toshokan Sensou had a site opened up.
• And two more I don't give a shit about so you get no links. HA!

And that's it. Now I have to go do more shit. LOTS OF STUFF TO DO BEFORE THE CHRISTMAS BREAK. SO LAY OFF ME FUCKERS!

So, stream the KITE one here or watch the AVI rip after the jump.

By the by, the native res on these past two trailers has been 320×240, but that is all gay in browser, so I am running them up a bit. Hit the jump for the good stuff, or stream it here. Also, I'd like to know if anyone has an opinion about linking the ASX streams. Does anyone care about them?

You can stream the 53-second trailer over here or you can hit the jump like a pro and enjoy the non-WMV sexfulness.

Hit the jump for the good shit, or stream it direct like some kind of faggot.

Update: Videos are fixed in all browsers now. Fucking WordPress was doing something weird there and killing my formatting on the way out. But I have it in a plugin now, so it's all good.

You can catch 107 seconds of it by going to this link or by hitting the jump for a nice, standard, multiplatform XviD full quality thing. Feel free to save it for use for subtitles and shit like that. Hugs and kisses.

Gake no Ue no Ponyo, otherwise known as The Little Ponyo that Could, has had its website put online. And true to the form of most things Ghibli, the website makes me feel at least a little bit sick and overwhelmingly ill-at-ease. Sort of like Dr. Seuss, only not as whimsical. You can go to the site and see… the poster and some ugly Japanese people in suits. I assume that they are connected with the CD that's getting released, but I got all urpy and decided I'd be better off looking at pictures of veneral diseases and aborted foeti. I think I am right.

The nasty face shoujo poo stain will be out next year. No offense to shoujo fans.

Anyway, they've posted up Keitai Shoujo for the US. You can hit that for free, the quality is pretty good. Not quite LQ download, but waaaay better than streaming services generally are.

• Yumemil, Anime On-chan, which is the name of the anime for some sort of mascot, is set to come out on January 18th.
• Surely my old, forgotten friend pKjd will be excited to here they are fifth Precure anime is being made, called Yes! Precure 5 Go Go!
• Dengeki has some screens up from the upcoming anime Ookami to Koshinryo.
• How about some trailers for Otoko Juku?
• The baseball anime Major is getting a fourth season.
• Looks like Tears to Tiara is getting an anime. Likewise, the PS3 game promises to be sexy.
• And from the same MoonPhase report, Utawarerumono is getting a three episode OVA. YAY OVA!
• Moegaku 5, which looks painfully fucking stupid, is going to be ruining lives starting on January 14th. Pardon my skeptecism, but magical girl/bishounen parody anime sounds like a recipe for trouble, especially given the website.
• Ayakashi's got a trailer up. It's a .lzh file. Winrar will take care of it on Windows, Linux doesn't suck so no worries, and Macs… well it's fucking WMV anyway, so good luck.
• Kite: Liberator also has a trailer up. Please to enjoy.

AND THAT IS IT! I must now do a thing. Damn right.

Ok, so if you didn't read the open letter, which I don't recommend, basically Sevakis goes on like a little girl about need for change in the industry without putting forth a single founding idea or useful thought. He also uses his near superhuman abilities for pandering to both call fansub consumers snotty shitheads who take things they don't deserve, and partially justified thieves. Of course, he has to play this angle to keep from pissing off his readers and his industry colleagues at the same time. Why does this bother me aside from the obvious? Well, let's get into that.

First, I'd like to address Japan and their whole thing over there. Sevakis plays the card here as much as anywhere with "you don't offer this, but you guys are totally still right. Hugs and kisses." Basically, the entire article, however, he says Japanese rights holders are getting fucked and then he dances on the line of saying "do what the RIAA did to your own fans and sue the fuck out of them, or at least the fansubbers." Ok, yeah, mostly he says sue the fansubbers, but here's where I get to my point. It's a two part point.

Firstly, Japan is claiming loss and damage for shit they aren't selling to begin with. The shit airs for free (to the consumer) in Japan, and if the number of people watching it in Japan triples, it is not likely that the production company is the one to see the ad revenue. So let's cut the shit. With over 40 shows coming out every season (that is to say, the four anime seasons in a year), often more, you are playing a violin to a deaf crowd man. If the production companies want more money, international fans ain't the crowd to petition. It's the station owners and ad companies. Likewise, this further answers the question about how watching it free online removes the ads. Well, likewise for the ads, we can't fucking buy something they ain't selling to us, so the ads would be about as fun as a punch in the dick while I am trying to see who dies after the eyecatch. Moreover, I hear this bitching, but how many billions of yen do anime tourism dollars bring in every year as well?

Secondly, as he addresses, there is no method for getting new shows to people in an affordable manner. While this STARTS to address the issue of fansubbing, it ignores the same point that I have tried to make on numerous occasions. America is NOT the world. We suddenly noticed Odex was around, but Singapore is a shithole anyway, so we will ignore their existence. Basically, there are fans in tons of countries which these shows, that is to say the new Japanese ones and the fuck-old American licenses, will never see the light of day. Large parts of Europe and South America and all them other inhabited countries won't have the chance to see these shows if you kill off the fansubbers. This brings me to my next point quite nicely.

The anime companies, both in Japan and here, will fuck it up if they're left to do it themselves. This point isn't just limited to anime companies, it's common throughout all industries. People are fuck-all terrified of just letting their IP fly fancy free. That is to say, imagining that there was a cross-platform version of fansubbing that you paid for, it would be set up the following way, I imagine. It would be a low-quality stream, that you wouldn't want to archive and maybe an optional SUPER-DRM version for Windows users. Do I have a solution to this? Yes. It's fairly simple, but scares the shit out of the companies because they are visionless jackasses who can't get past their own greed and fear of having to work to make money anymore. The idea is simple: When people like you and realize you aren't trying to fuck them, they will pay for your shit.

What does this mean specifically in this case? Well, take the music services and pull the DRM and you have a similar concept. Not iTunes. Rhapsody and the like. Basically, you give consumers XviD encoded video, with modest, REALISTIC prices per episode or per series. No DRM, open codec, and you offer them per episode or per series. You also sit down and calculate bandwidth prices and shit like that. Why? So you can figure a good price for a subscription based service. If GameTap can manage for $10 a month, I consider the idea that the anime industry could not to be a disgusting idea. And no I don't mean the American industry. They are all big swinging dicks, so they won't play together to save their lives. Largely the same in Japan. Basically, you work on the principle that people will, by and large, be honest. The people who like you and CAN pay, WILL pay. People are more willing to support things they love than not. The problem here, is the industry is still in the habit of equating one download to one copy sold, Sevakis seems to point out that this is the case with all the gusto of a freshly raped virgin teenager. So, in this system, you could count on the idiots in the expensive suits to expect a report on how many copies were "stolen" rather than focusing on how well the sales were going.

Take the recent Radiohead case as an example. Ignoring the dodgy statistics that were garnered from "a few hundred" users (not enough for a valid scientific study last time I checked. Need a few thousand at least.), they say that most people didn't pay for the record. But here's where that logic gets sort of fucked up. Did Radiohead LOSE money overall? Most likely not. And this still isn't counting purchases from the super fans who will buy the expensive boxed set. Or people who just buy the CD after the fact anyway. I'm willing to bet Radiohead's members don't go filing for bankruptcy any time soon. It'd work the same in the anime industry. People who want to steal can keep on doing it and it'll be fine, because honest people, like I tend to be when I feel I am not getting fucked, will pay them their fair asking price often enough to get by. IF they do it correctly. It has to be easy, extensive, and not a crock of shit.

Moving along from that, I have a few more issues with the whole thing. Sevakis doesn't really address how anime fans are supposed to get a hold of unlicensed shows, regardless of their country. Is that to say that you can't be an anime fan unless you speak Japanese or are content with hacked up edits and years before the show is released in your country? I mean, I know the obstinate assholes in the audience will just say "YEAH! You blah blah blah don't deserve blah blah." And that's a problem I have with how the world has been working of late. For some reason, companies have convinced themselves that the consumer doesn't matter and they it is our SWORN DUTY to just fucking buy what they say and let them have sole control over it even after we pay them good money for it. What companies are clutching to, the same as the American government of late, is this idea that they own the consumers, rather than the consumer dictating what is acceptable. The internet has allowed the age of consumer power to come into being and companies are fighting it with their last gasps. Trying to find ways to weasel their bullshit control schemes into our free world. The problem they're facing is, well aside from that they're doing it to begin with, the internet has infinite possibilities.

As such, those "worthless" fansubs are a real competitor. And as we can see, from Sevakis being a flubbery cunt, that sort of idea still hasn't really sunk in with people even on his level. Trent Reznor has already said this same shit about the music industry. If you have a service that costs WHAT IT SHOULD COST ($10/month) and doesn't make it a point to fuck people over as a matter of practice, then you're probably going to see people turn away from piracy. Basically, if it costs a reasonable amount, if it's faster, easier, and more consistent (which is what companies were made for in the first place), then BitTorrent becomes obsolete. Likewise, if you start this service, don't fucking piggy back BT, man. You're asking for trouble if you do. Just do HQ and LQ streaming and Direct Download. No DRM, no bullshit.

There is your solution, anime industry. Stop counting the money you don't fucking make. Create a proper, one-stop anime shop online with no DRM and good options and ease of use, all that shit. And do your fucking damndest to make it international. Money is money is money. Work with Japanese houses to get new sorts of licensing that allows for immediate subtitling and quicker releases. Take the shit seriously if you want to ever overcome market saturation. The store shelves don't want your fucking DVDs, so go where the kids are already getting it. Sure, keep putting out the best of the best series on DVD, but cut cost by subbing tons of shit and selling it online. It's obvious, man. OBVIOUS! And work together or you will just watch the industry continue to fall over in America. Japan is doing fine, despite Sevakis's assertion. But if FUNi and ADV keep acting like they will be the monopolistic big dicks, the already piss poor, dub-filled world of shit we call an anime industry is going to disappear. I'll be happy about it, personally, but then I don't need the US industry nearly as much as other people do.

• First up, continuing the line of beautiful Win-chans is Solid Theater's version of the delicious idol. She's bikini'd out and bending over. JUST LIKE I LIKE! She's out in February for 6,300 yen and stands 160mm tall.
• Next! From Solid Theater as well, it's Saber Orta. She's… terrifying. Let's just leave it at that. She's out in March for 6,800 yen. 200mm tall.
• Next up! Since I want to go faster now. Haha. A very interesting looking Ryomou Shimei from Ikkitousen Dragon Destiny. Of course, I worry that in person it's just a big pile of shit… like normal with Ikkitousen figures. And I weep for it. Out in January for 9,240 yen. At least she's 1/6 scale.
• NEXT! The sexiest figma you could ever imagine. It's Nagato Yuki! And she's posable! And she fucking looks good because of the MaxFac influence. I announce it as the first posable to get my seal of approval. 135mm tall and out in February for 2,500 yen.
• Like nendoroids? Well this Miku is probably one of the best in the entire run ever. It's sexy and the colors are good. Sexy in a platonic sort of way. I'd say it's GSC's best. 100mm tall and 3,000 yen this March.
• Moving along, THIS IS A RANDALL PREORDER, the Shuraki Trinity box 4, Needa. She looks just beautiful. Admittedly, I wanted one and two as well, but I missed them. Still, Needa will keep me company come this March. She retails for 6,800 yen. Get her while she's hot. This babies are limited edition, if I remember correctly. If you don't know where to get it, you are a nub who doesn't deserve it. TAKE THAT!

AND THAT IS ALL! I am going the fuck to sleep… right after this episode of One Piece. I watched another 12 today, so I am just a short bit away from 100 episodes in the past few days. Haha. Yes, that is the scent of a winner. You are all dismissed!

• LISTEN! I am going to do this quick. Shigofumi trailer online. Hits in January.
• Kemeko Deluxe is getting an anime. Also there is a pilot streaming online.
• Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu, the light novel series, is getting an anime as well. Out next year.
• Shina Dark ~Kuroki Tsuki no Ou to Soheki no Tsuki no Himegimi~, the aptly named manga, is getting an anime with animation by SHAFT (my favorite company EVAARZ) With Shinbou (my favorite director EVARRZ) directing.
• Vampire Knight is getting an anime.
• Sugai-kun to Kazoku Ishi is getting an anime… hits theaters on February 16th.
• Aquarian Age is getting a movie. YAAAAY! Might be live action, no idea.
• Saito-san is getting a live action show.
• Kyoran Kazoku Nikki is getting an anime. It's a sci-fi comedy light novel series.
• Harukoi Otome ~En de Gokigenyou~ is getting an anime OVA. That is to say a good story will get butchered. It wasn't specified if it would be eroero or not. Sample CG area of the link has one nudie picture.
• Candy*Boy should be streaming online RIGHT NOW! OMG! Sounds like a homoerotic show. Enjoy.
• Pyu to Fuku! Jaguar's site is online.
• So is the site for 1 Pound Gospel.
• Kyou Kara Maou is getting a third season! YAAAAY! It'll run 39-episodes and be gay and comes out in April.
• Orochi is getting a live action film.
• Kanokon is getting an anime.
• Hidamari Sketch will be getting a second season. It'll be called Hidamari Sketch x 365.
• Also YAAAAY new manga.
• And lastly, Allison and Lilia's website is online. Comes out next April.

AND THAT IS ALL! Now I must go and eat a sandwich and do various other things that are none of your fucking business. If you work for the postal service, please deliver my Memor32 post haste, before I start cutting bitches down.